Sunday, October 17, 2010

What Do Women Want?


 Many men would love to know the answer to that question. There isn’t a definite answer to that question, just a relative answer depending on the subject. Keeping the word relative in mind, we are going to be having a “What Women Want?” post every once in a while on this here blog, we are going to be answering that question, relatively.

For this post, the “What Do Women Want?” question is hygiene related. Women are habitually sensitive. When you walk up to a woman, she notices everything about you. From the way you walk to your style, your smile, your smell and they really, notice how clean you look. Before anything, you are assessed, superficially, and if you make the cut, you just might get her number. So let’s discuss some of the little things every woman expect from a man as a far as hygiene is concerned.

Good Smell
Gentlemen, don’t expect to be treated like one when you smell like a butler. In fact, your mother will not even hug you when you smell like a skunk. Take a shower at least twice a day, and if you have a body odour, use a deodorant, AXE preferably if you can’t afford good cologne. But just don’t over do it, a lady will know you are hiding something.

Please Brush And Floss Your Teeth
We all know we should brush our teeth at least twice a day, at least most of us do. What we all miserably fail to do (except Michael C. Hall, on Dexter), is floss, both men and women. If you can’t floss, use a toothpick. Always use an antiseptic mouth wash after brushing.

Clean Your Ear and Nose
This is just basic hygiene. After taking a shower, always check for earwax, use an ear bud. Regularly remove nasal hair, it’s a major turn off for most women, makes them wonder if you have some kind of zoo in your nose. Some of us may already have hairs growing out of our ears, please, I’m begging you all, remove them. Look for beauty products that permanently remove that kind of hair, except your beard, if you like to keep them.

Take Care Of Your Face
Make out time once every fortnight and take a good look at your face in the mirror. Check for crusty skin, take a good look at your chin too, look for weather beaten skin and use a face cream if there is anything out of the ordinary. When you take a bath, scrub your face with a wash cloth (not a sponge, too hard), don’t scrub too hard though.

Trim Your Finger Nails
Keep your nails trimmed, I don’t think any woman out there would want to date a guy with nails as long as hers. The ladies want you be an all round clean and groomed man. I’m not saying you should go and get a manicure and pedicure, just use a nail clipper and always keep your hands clean and free of grit and dirt. Don’t forget your toe nails.


That should do it. Before I forget, try to reduce your body hair, you know hairy back and trim your hair down under. The hairy chest might come in handy (some ladies dig it). Look for a home hair removal tool or laser hair remover. If you are not that hairy then you are in luck. Now go get ‘em tiger, but not like Tiger, Woods I mean.

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